My sense of humor might be completely different from yours so I have no clear idea if you would find it funny too, but anyway, in the fic, everybody on their knees and testify, i feel like Jake could literally say the weirdest things ever, like toe memes and Dirk would still find it hot for some reason haha.
I understand. Jake is the god of sex after all. His charisma is 100%. He can definitely say some ridiculous thing and everyone around will still be very horny for him (especially Dirk).
How come bird Dirk's balls are always clean shaven? I'd think a Razer is dangerously big for the lil guy. One wrong move and WOOP something's gone.
He doesn’t shave them (you don’t need to worry, his balls are safe). He has hair on balls, some amount of fluff. (Most of my arts with microDirk are messy sketches, so I often omit small details so that it doesn’t look even more sloppy).
Thank you for understanding. I think I can do it a bit more convenient by placing information in the title.
It will be more useful for mobile users and there will be fewer questions about this. right? (Also if you see that I’m doing some requests, but the note says they’re closed, then I’m doing the old ones.)
He’s like “what the hell is wrong with him. I’m damn not going to jump on someone’s cock like this, even if he looks so cute and hot and ugh…no, focus. It seems I need to update the list of rules”
"i wish my dick big." -Dirk Homestuck. this is canon guys
I’m just screaming.
Dirk: I want you to make my dick bigger. Jake: Okie dokie *Jake reaches for Dirk’s crotch and rubs it* Dirk: Wh-what are you doing? Jake: I make your dick bigger
nah~ actually I was just joking about how you all want Jake to fuck him.
In fact, Jake did not even try to do anything after the first failed attempt. He did not even try the first time, he just accidentally said it out loud *hah hah* he was just confused by the fact that Dirk interrupted him, not even thinking
